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Djscarecrow: Added Scarecrow

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The Alch3my Cinematic Universe, a noovolume of [[Reality|real reality]] documented in the [http://alch3my.wiki Alch3my wiki].
[[File:Toolateshow1.jpg|thumb|The [[Too Late Show]] is a live talk show hosted by [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow]].]]

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'''Note from the admins:''' Right now, this wiki is heavily centered around [[t3mpcamp.com]] and [[Survey Flags]] ideas, projects, and lore, but that is just the starting point. The hope and intention is for it to be about Alchemy, the event, in a very broad sense. ''This wiki is completely unofficial and was primarily made by bored hippies.''

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====== Socials: ======
Alchemy Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/166049222494

The Flag Matrix: https://vexillomancy.org/

Vexillomancy Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/Vexillomancy

Vexillomancy YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@vexillomancy5047

====== Select articles: ======
Some suggested places to start reading.

'''Lore'''

[[Dr. Beelzebub Crow]]

[[DJ Scarecrow]]

[[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042]]

[[President Jaguar]]

[[Vexillians]]

[[Survey Flags]]

[[Vexillomantic holy texts]]

[[IVG|IVG (International Vexillomancers Group)]]

[[Vexillomantic Regalia]]

[[Flagartha]] + [[Flagistan]]

[[Maths]]

[[Mega Harvard]]

[[Dr. Beef Supreme]]

[[Advanced Knowledge]]

'''Alchemy Projects:'''

[[Too Late Show]]

[[Survey Flags]]

[[Vexillomantic Regalia]]

[[Geomantic Command Center]]

'''Alchemy camps:'''

[[T3mpcamp.com]]

[[Third Floor Society]]

====== Timelines: ======
[[Weapons of Mass Enlightenment]]

[[The Space Future]]

[[Great Chronoschism]]

[[Last Year]]

DJ Scarecrow

2026-04-09T13:23:19Z

Djscarecrow:

{{Infobox|region=[[NorAm Conflict Zone]]|era=[[Pre-Noospheric]]|image=|alt=no image, idiot|caption=made you look|name=Beelzebub Thoth Crow|birth_date={{circa|50 Pre-Noosphere}}|birth_place=Unknown|death_date=Physical:{{circa|15 Pre-Noosphere}} Spiritual: Unknown|death_place=[[NorAm Conflict Zone]]|death_cause=Unknown|spouse=[[Show-Chan]], [[Gillian Anderson]] (disputed)|school_tradition=[[Meta-Memetic Cyber Warfare]]|notable_students={{hlist|[[Harleen Crow]]|[[Dr. Crow]]|[[Frater Gorgias]]|[[Crustfuck Johnny]]|[[Seinfeld II]]|[[Truth Tater Ginsberg]]}}|main_interests=[[The Too Late Show]], [[Advanced Knowledge]], [[Memes]], [[Gooning]]|notable_ideas={{plainlist}}
* [[Pricecoin]]
* [[Gooning]]
* [[Noospheric Munitions]]
* [[Meta-Ironic Pseudo-Satire]]
* [[Perineum-Pineal Circuit]]
* [[Constitutional Hypernegation]]
* [[''SEC v Pisscoin, Inc.'']]
* [[Reincarnation]]
{{endplainlist}}|children=[[Seinfeld II]], Lucifer Morningstar|family=[[Lucifer Morningstar]] (father), Unknown (mother), [[Dr. Crow]] (half-brother)}}

'''DJ Scarecrow''' is a founding member of the Too Late Network's inner circle and one of [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow]]'s oldest collaborators, having been present at the original Alchemy 2019 debut. Where Dr. Crow built empires from the top down — broadcast towers, shell corporations, hyperbrand architecture — Scarecrow always worked from the bottom up, in the dirt, in the crowd, in the ears of anyone who'd hold still long enough.

A sonic weaponeer of the first order, Scarecrow's sets are classified by the [[Acid Cops]] as Class III Memetic Events, capable of inducing belief-state alterations in unprotected listeners within a 40-meter radius. He has never held an official title at TLN. This is intentional.

Since the [[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042|Noospheric Munitions Act]] and Dr. Crow's disappearance, Scarecrow has gone characteristically sideways — simultaneously rumored to be laying low with the [[Vexillians]], running rogue sets at unlicensed burns under rotating aliases, and feeding disinformation to the [[Acid Cops]] through at least three confirmed cutouts.

The [[Acid Cops]] have an open file on him. It's mostly question marks.

== Early Career and Alchemy 2019 ==
Scarecrow was present for the Too Late Show's debut broadcast and his presence was not incidental. What he was doing during the broadcast is disputed. The official TLN record lists him as "production support." Three attendees filed reports with the burn council afterward. The reports were lost.

The years between 2019 and TLN's founding in 2024 are sparsely documented.

== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==
Scarecrow's equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.

His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."

== Known Aliases ==
''[Redacted]''

== Acid Cops File ==
'''''Case File No.:''' [REDACTED] '''Classification:''' Class III Cultural Threat '''Status:''' Open''

''[Redacted]''

DJ Scarecrow

2026-04-09T13:23:07Z

Djscarecrow:

{{Infobox|region=[[NorAm Conflict Zone]]|era=[[Pre-Noospheric]]|image=|alt=no image, idiot|caption=made you look|name=Beelzebub Thoth Crow|birth_date={{circa|50 Pre-Noosphere}}|birth_place=Unknown|death_date=Physical:{{circa|15 Pre-Noosphere}} Spiritual: Unknown|death_place=[[NorAm Conflict Zone]]|death_cause=Unknown|spouse=[[Show-Chan]], [[Gillian Anderson]] (disputed)|school_tradition=[[Meta-Memetic Cyber Warfare]]|notable_students={{hlist|[[Harleen Crow]]|[[Dr. Crow]]|[[Frater Gorgias]]|[[Crustfuck Johnny]]|[[Seinfeld II]]|[[Truth Tater Ginsberg]]}}|main_interests=[[The Too Late Show]], [[Advanced Knowledge]], [[Memes]], [[Gooning]]|notable_ideas={{plainlist}}
* [[Pricecoin]]
* [[Gooning]]
* [[Noospheric Munitions]]
* [[Meta-Ironic Pseudo-Satire]]
* [[Perineum-Pineal Circuit]]
* [[Constitutional Hypernegation]]
* [[''SEC v Pisscoin, Inc.'']]
* [[Reincarnation]]
{{endplainlist}}|children=[[Seinfeld II]], Lucifer Morningstar|family=[[Lucifer Morningstar]] (father), Unknown (mother), [[Dr. Crow]] (half-brother)}}

'''DJ Scarecrow''' is a founding member of the Too Late Network's inner circle and one of [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow]]'s oldest collaborators, having been present at the original Alchemy 2019 debut. Where Dr. Crow built empires from the top down — broadcast towers, shell corporations, hyperbrand architecture — Scarecrow always worked from the bottom up, in the dirt, in the crowd, in the ears of anyone who'd hold still long enough.

A sonic weaponeer of the first order, Scarecrow's sets are classified by the [[Acid Cops]] as Class III Memetic Events, capable of inducing belief-state alterations in unprotected listeners within a 40-meter radius. He has never held an official title at TLN. This is intentional.

Since the [[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042|Noospheric Munitions Act]] and Dr. Crow's disappearance, Scarecrow has gone characteristically sideways — simultaneously rumored to be laying low with the [[Vexillians]], running rogue sets at unlicensed burns under rotating aliases, and feeding disinformation to the [[Acid Cops]] through at least three confirmed cutouts.

The [[Acid Cops]] have an open file on him. It's mostly question marks.

== Early Career and Alchemy 2019 ==
Scarecrow was present for the Too Late Show's debut broadcast and his presence was not incidental. What he was doing during the broadcast is disputed. The official TLN record lists him as "production support." Three attendees filed reports with the burn council afterward. The reports were lost.

The years between 2019 and TLN's founding in 2024 are sparsely documented.

== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==
[[DJ Scarecrow|Scarecrow]]'s equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.

His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."

== Known Aliases ==
''[Redacted]''

== Acid Cops File ==
'''''Case File No.:''' [REDACTED] '''Classification:''' Class III Cultural Threat '''Status:''' Open''

''[Redacted]''

DJ Scarecrow

2026-04-09T13:22:25Z

Djscarecrow: CAW