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	== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==		== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==
	~~[[DJ~~ Scarecrow~~\|Scarecrow]]~~'s equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.		Scarecrow's equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.

	His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."		His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."

Djscarecrow at 13:23, 9 April 2026

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	== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==		== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==
	Scarecrow's equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.		[[DJ Scarecrow\|Scarecrow]]'s equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.

	His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."		His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."

Djscarecrow: CAW

2026-04-09T13:22:25Z

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{{Infobox|region=[[NorAm Conflict Zone]]|era=[[Pre-Noospheric]]|image=|alt=no image, idiot|caption=made you look|name=Beelzebub Thoth Crow|birth_date={{circa|50 Pre-Noosphere}}|birth_place=Unknown|death_date=Physical:{{circa|15 Pre-Noosphere}} Spiritual: Unknown|death_place=[[NorAm Conflict Zone]]|death_cause=Unknown|spouse=[[Show-Chan]], [[Gillian Anderson]] (disputed)|school_tradition=[[Meta-Memetic Cyber Warfare]]|notable_students={{hlist|[[Harleen Crow]]|[[Dr. Crow]]|[[Frater Gorgias]]|[[Crustfuck Johnny]]|[[Seinfeld II]]|[[Truth Tater Ginsberg]]}}|main_interests=[[The Too Late Show]], [[Advanced Knowledge]], [[Memes]], [[Gooning]]|notable_ideas={{plainlist}}
* [[Pricecoin]]
* [[Gooning]]
* [[Noospheric Munitions]]
* [[Meta-Ironic Pseudo-Satire]]
* [[Perineum-Pineal Circuit]]
* [[Constitutional Hypernegation]]
* [[''SEC v Pisscoin, Inc.'']]
* [[Reincarnation]]
{{endplainlist}}|children=[[Seinfeld II]], Lucifer Morningstar|family=[[Lucifer Morningstar]] (father), Unknown (mother), [[Dr. Crow]] (half-brother)}}

'''DJ Scarecrow''' is a founding member of the Too Late Network's inner circle and one of [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow]]'s oldest collaborators, having been present at the original Alchemy 2019 debut. Where Dr. Crow built empires from the top down — broadcast towers, shell corporations, hyperbrand architecture — Scarecrow always worked from the bottom up, in the dirt, in the crowd, in the ears of anyone who'd hold still long enough.

A sonic weaponeer of the first order, Scarecrow's sets are classified by the [[Acid Cops]] as Class III Memetic Events, capable of inducing belief-state alterations in unprotected listeners within a 40-meter radius. He has never held an official title at TLN. This is intentional.

Since the [[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042|Noospheric Munitions Act]] and Dr. Crow's disappearance, Scarecrow has gone characteristically sideways — simultaneously rumored to be laying low with the [[Vexillians]], running rogue sets at unlicensed burns under rotating aliases, and feeding disinformation to the [[Acid Cops]] through at least three confirmed cutouts.

The [[Acid Cops]] have an open file on him. It's mostly question marks.

== Early Career and Alchemy 2019 ==
Scarecrow was present for the Too Late Show's debut broadcast and his presence was not incidental. What he was doing during the broadcast is disputed. The official TLN record lists him as "production support." Three attendees filed reports with the burn council afterward. The reports were lost.

The years between 2019 and TLN's founding in 2024 are sparsely documented.

== Sonic Methodology and Equipment ==
Scarecrow's equipment has never been successfully catalogued. Attempts to do so have produced descriptions that don't match each other and, in two cases, descriptions that don't match anything. What is consistent across all accounts is the soundboard, and the thing that happens after the soundboard, and the results.

His sound design work underpins much of the Psywar Research Corporation's early ensmoothening research. The binaural beat protocols that put the smooth in ensmoothening were refined, in no small part, on festival floors where nobody realized they were being field-tested. Scarecrow's role in this research is listed in PRC documentation as "informal consultant."

== Known Aliases ==
''[Redacted]''

== Acid Cops File ==
'''''Case File No.:''' [REDACTED] '''Classification:''' Class III Cultural Threat '''Status:''' Open''

''[Redacted]''