Vexillomantic holy texts - Revision history

Eldarthing: /* 3. FLAGS */

2025-05-23T20:15:01Z

3. FLAGS

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	=== 3. FLAGS ===		=== 3. FLAGS ===
	Although I want to start gaslighting people that there was a rule to the Flags where every Flag had to be within line of sight of two other Flags with some caveat that makes Five Flags the minimum number. Tendrils of the teleological endgame extending backwards through time.		...Although, I want to start gaslighting people that there was a rule to the Flags where every Flag had to be within line of sight of two other Flags with some caveat that makes Five Flags the minimum number. Tendrils of the teleological endgame extending backwards through time.

	As all the pain and lies of this world melt away, Flags Remain. Flags Eternal.		As all the pain and lies of this world melt away, Flags Remain. Flags Eternal.

Eldarthing at 20:12, 23 May 2025

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 === 10.FLAGS ===
 Flags are calibrated to Bortle scale 5. At lower Bortle scales the flags increase in power and can cover larger areas. At higher Bortle scales they are dampened which is why we typically don't deploy them in cities.
 == Canon V ==
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 ''2): the Flag shalt not be removed from thine hand (you cannot just yoink a Flag from someone’s hands because that’s like…you know….like…battery)''
 === 11. FLAGS ===

Eldarthing at 23:54, 16 March 2025

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	The '''Vexillomantic Holy Texts''' or '''Vexillian Scriptures''' are a body of writings representing [[Advanced Knowledge]] on the subject of [[Survey Flags]]. Unlike other holy texts, these are continuously updated to [[Retrocausality\|never be wrong]].		The '''Vexillomantic Holy Texts''' or '''Vexillian Scriptures''' are a body of writings representing [[Advanced Knowledge]] on the subject of [[Survey Flags]]. Unlike other holy texts, these are continuously updated to [[Retrocausality\|never be wrong]].

	The first and second volumes of the [[Vexilloramanomicon]] contain all 6 known canons recovered from [[Flagartha]] (including ''New Vexillians'')		The first and second volumes of the [[Vexilloramanomicon]] contain all 6 known canons recovered from [[Flagartha]] (including ''New Vexillians''). Some volumes also include the [[Geomantica V.]]

	== Canon I ==		== Canon I ==

Eldarthing: /* Canon VI - New Vexillians */

2025-02-19T16:32:25Z

Canon VI - New Vexillians

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	Alternating between making Flags simple and making them complicated is the plumping-action that drives the engine of this project.		Alternating between making Flags simple and making them complicated is the plumping-action that drives the engine of this project.

			=== 7.FLAGS ===
			As the hand guides the Flag, so too does the Signifier sometimes need to be corrected. For those times, give these two commandments:

			''1): the Flag shalt not be hidden from thine eyes (one cannot hide a Flag in your tent, inside a porto, etc. )''

			''2): the Flag shalt not be removed from thine hand (you cannot just yoink a Flag from someone’s hands because that’s like…you know….like…battery)''

	=== 11. FLAGS ===		=== 11. FLAGS ===

Eldarthing: /* Canon VI - New Vexillians */

2024-11-07T16:27:36Z

Canon VI - New Vexillians

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	== Canon VI - New Vexillians ==		== Canon VI - New Vexillians ==
			Retrocatacism

	As timeless [[vexillomancer]]<nowiki/>s unshackled by the tyranny of [[Time Conspiracy Theory\|time]], we must remember that while we diligently build a future for the vexillomancers yet to come, we must also fabricate a past worthy of Vexillomancy. Revise [[history]] greedily to show that Flags [[The Flag\|preceded precedence]] - all yellow fabrics were mere precursors to the [[Vexillaurum]] and [[Vexillicrocus]].		As timeless [[vexillomancer]]<nowiki/>s unshackled by the tyranny of [[Time Conspiracy Theory\|time]], we must remember that while we diligently build a future for the vexillomancers yet to come, we must also fabricate a past worthy of Vexillomancy. Revise [[history]] greedily to show that Flags [[The Flag\|preceded precedence]] - all yellow fabrics were mere precursors to the [[Vexillaurum]] and [[Vexillicrocus]].

Eldarthing at 04:02, 29 October 2024

2024-10-29T04:02:01Z

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	The '''Vexillomantic Holy Texts''' or '''Vexillian Scriptures''' are a body of writings representing [[Advanced Knowledge]] on the subject of [[Survey Flags]]. Unlike other holy texts, these are continuously updated to [[Retrocausality\|never be wrong]].		The '''Vexillomantic Holy Texts''' or '''Vexillian Scriptures''' are a body of writings representing [[Advanced Knowledge]] on the subject of [[Survey Flags]]. Unlike other holy texts, these are continuously updated to [[Retrocausality\|never be wrong]].

	The first and second volumes of the [[Vexilloramanomicon]] contain all 6 known canons recovered from [[Flagartha]].		The first and second volumes of the [[Vexilloramanomicon]] contain all 6 known canons recovered from [[Flagartha]] (including ''New Vexillians'')

	== Canon I ==		== Canon I ==

Eldarthing: /* 5. Interlude */

2024-10-29T03:22:22Z

5. Interlude

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	We are all FLAGs.		We are all FLAGs.

	=== 5. Interlude ===		=== 5. Second Interlude ===
	"I must use magick to reacquaint myself with my True Form and the latent beauty of the universe," I say to myself as I pull down the box of wizard accoutrements from the attic. As the top levitates toward the ceiling, the stench of spilled oils and poultices waft through my tower. The spell candles have fused into a sentient waxy mass, the tarot cards are in the wrong box, and my books of spells have somehow absorbed the entire bottle of mercury.		"I must use magick to reacquaint myself with my True Form and the latent beauty of the universe," I say to myself as I pull down the box of wizard accoutrements from the attic. As the top levitates toward the ceiling, the stench of spilled oils and poultices waft through my tower. The spell candles have fused into a sentient waxy mass, the tarot cards are in the wrong box, and my books of spells have somehow absorbed the entire bottle of mercury.

Eldarthing: /* 5. FLAGS */

2024-10-29T03:22:06Z

5. FLAGS

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	Of course by Flag-free you don't mean free ''of'' Flags but ''Free in Flags'' that is free to ''serve'' Flags.		Of course by Flag-free you don't mean free ''of'' Flags but ''Free in Flags'' that is free to ''serve'' Flags.

	=== 5. ~~FLAGS~~ ===		=== 5. First Interlude ===
	I've been on air for 23 burns. I don't get into sex camps, drug wizards, soul shards, or any of that. I've studied the Flags. And I've also communicated with a lot of the top burners. And if you wanna know, I will actually break down, right now, the best knowledge, right now, of what's happening at the burn.		I've been on air for 23 burns. I don't get into sex camps, drug wizards, soul shards, or any of that. I've studied the Flags. And I've also communicated with a lot of the top burners. And if you wanna know, I will actually break down, right now, the best knowledge, right now, of what's happening at the burn.

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	Of course by Flag-free you don't mean free ''of'' Flags but ''Free in Flags'' that is free to ''serve'' Flags.		Of course by Flag-free you don't mean free ''of'' Flags but ''Free in Flags'' that is free to ''serve'' Flags.

	=== 5. ~~Interlude~~ ===		=== 5. FLAGS ===
	I've been on air for 23 burns. I don't get into sex camps, drug wizards, soul shards, or any of that. I've studied the Flags. And I've also communicated with a lot of the top burners. And if you wanna know, I will actually break down, right now, the best knowledge, right now, of what's happening at the burn.		I've been on air for 23 burns. I don't get into sex camps, drug wizards, soul shards, or any of that. I've studied the Flags. And I've also communicated with a lot of the top burners. And if you wanna know, I will actually break down, right now, the best knowledge, right now, of what's happening at the burn.

	There's this secret Flag camp below the 3rd dimension that is just tuned over to the most horrible things. There's this big war trying to destroy the burn. And there's a decision as to where the Flags will go. There's now a [[T3mpcamp.com\|t3mpcamp]] counterstrike taking place, to shut this thing off before it fully unfolds. And to block these hippies, and cut off the vexillomancers and signifiers before the burn is destroyed.		There's this secret Flag camp below the 3rd dimension that is just tuned over to the most horrible things. There's this big war trying to destroy the burn. And there's a decision as to where the Flags will go. There's now a [[T3mpcamp.com\|t3mpcamp]] counterstrike taking place, to shut this thing off before it fully unfolds. And to block these hippies, and cut off the vexillomancers and signifiers before the burn is destroyed.

	This is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine, Flag-free burn we were originally given to build something much better than the Flags. The other burns think Alchemy is this ugly, fallen burn. They're gonna burn down the temple and become gods and go to the next level, leaving behind all their Flags to destroy us.		This is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine, Flag-free burn we were originally given to build something much better than the Flags. The other burns think Alchemy is this ugly, fallen burn. They're gonna burn down the temple and become gods and go to the next level, leaving behind all their Flags to destroy us.

	They don't give any warning.		They don't give any warning.

	Okay, giant crystal,		Okay, giant crystal,

	Okay, Flag pentagrams,		Okay, Flag pentagrams,

	Okay, nuclear memetics		Okay, nuclear memetics

	Give me the Flags		Give me the Flags

	They get the yellow fabric from a freakin' other dimension! I'm not gonna say its alright. It's super dark burner magic.		They get the yellow fabric from a freakin' other dimension! I'm not gonna say its alright. It's super dark burner magic.

	=== 6. FLAGS ===		=== 6. FLAGS ===

Eldarthing: /* 5. FLAGS */

2024-10-29T03:18:13Z

5. FLAGS

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	Of course by Flag-free you don't mean free ''of'' Flags but ''Free in Flags'' that is free to ''serve'' Flags.		Of course by Flag-free you don't mean free ''of'' Flags but ''Free in Flags'' that is free to ''serve'' Flags.

	=== 5. ~~FLAGS~~ ===		=== 5. Interlude ===
	I've been on air for 23 burns. I don't get into sex camps, drug wizards, soul shards, or any of that. I've studied the Flags. And I've also communicated with a lot of the top burners. And if you wanna know, I will actually break down, right now, the best knowledge, right now, of what's happening at the burn.		I've been on air for 23 burns. I don't get into sex camps, drug wizards, soul shards, or any of that. I've studied the Flags. And I've also communicated with a lot of the top burners. And if you wanna know, I will actually break down, right now, the best knowledge, right now, of what's happening at the burn.

	There's this secret Flag camp below the 3rd dimension that is just tuned over to the most horrible things. There's this big war trying to destroy the burn. And there's a decision as to where the Flags will go. There's now a [[T3mpcamp.com\|t3mpcamp]] counterstrike taking place, to shut this thing off before it fully unfolds. And to block these hippies, and cut off the vexillomancers and signifiers before the burn is destroyed.		There's this secret Flag camp below the 3rd dimension that is just tuned over to the most horrible things. There's this big war trying to destroy the burn. And there's a decision as to where the Flags will go. There's now a [[T3mpcamp.com\|t3mpcamp]] counterstrike taking place, to shut this thing off before it fully unfolds. And to block these hippies, and cut off the vexillomancers and signifiers before the burn is destroyed.

	This is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine, Flag-free burn we were originally given to build something much better than the Flags. The other burns think Alchemy is this ugly, fallen burn. They're gonna burn down the temple and become gods and go to the next level, leaving behind all their Flags to destroy us.		This is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine, Flag-free burn we were originally given to build something much better than the Flags. The other burns think Alchemy is this ugly, fallen burn. They're gonna burn down the temple and become gods and go to the next level, leaving behind all their Flags to destroy us.

	They don't give any warning.		They don't give any warning.

	Okay, giant crystal,		Okay, giant crystal,

	Okay, Flag pentagrams,		Okay, Flag pentagrams,

	Okay, nuclear memetics		Okay, nuclear memetics

	Give me the Flags		Give me the Flags

	They get the yellow fabric from a freakin' other dimension! I'm not gonna say its alright. It's super dark burner magic.		They get the yellow fabric from a freakin' other dimension! I'm not gonna say its alright. It's super dark burner magic.

	=== 6. FLAGS ===		=== 6. FLAGS ===