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[[File:Pjag2044.webp|thumb|President Jaguar in the year 2044, four years into his presidency. He eventually becomes [https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_of_Mankind The Emperor of Mankind].]] | [[File:Pjag2044.webp|thumb|President Jaguar in the year 2044, four years into his presidency. He eventually becomes [https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_of_Mankind The Emperor of Mankind].]] | ||
'''President Jaguar''', another early contributor to the [[Too Late Show]] who later left the show due to creative differences and then ultimately became the show's arch nemesis, quickly rose to power once the [[Psychedelic Police Force]] began to recognize the danger presented by [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow|Dr. Crow]] and the [[Too Late Network|TLN]]. His insider knowledge, as well as his willingness and extraordinary success in using experimental intelligence enhancing drugs produced by [[Mega Harvard LLC]] that were only ever produced in miniscule quantities due to the risk of their molecular structure becoming public knowledge, made him a prime candidate for recruitment as an informant by the PPF. The fact that he was already known as President Jaguar before being elected President of the [[United States]] in [[2040]], is a matter of much confusion to those unfamiliar with the intricacies of retrocausality. He developed the first IQ test capable of discerning between IQs of more than 200, and is widely thought to have the highest IQ of any human ever. But not even the President can untangle a [[hyperconspiracy]]. | '''President Jaguar''', another early contributor to the [[Too Late Show]] who later left the show due to creative differences and then ultimately became the show's arch nemesis, quickly rose to power once the [[Psychedelic Police Force]] began to recognize the danger presented by [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow|Dr. Crow]] and the [[Too Late Network|TLN]]. His insider knowledge, as well as his willingness and extraordinary success in using experimental intelligence enhancing drugs produced by [[Mega Harvard LLC]] that were only ever produced in miniscule quantities due to the risk of their molecular structure becoming public knowledge, made him a prime candidate for recruitment as an informant by the PPF. The fact that he was already known as President Jaguar before being elected President of the [[United States]] in [[2040]], is a matter of much confusion to those unfamiliar with the intricacies of [[retrocausality]]. He developed the first IQ test capable of discerning between IQs of more than 200, and is widely thought to have the highest IQ of any human ever. But not even the President can untangle a [[hyperconspiracy]]. | ||
== Early Career == | |||
An early contributor to the [[Too Late Show]], he later left due to creative differences and then ultimately became the show's arch nemesis | |||
As the [[Psychedelic Police Force]] began to recognize the danger presented by [[Dr. Beelzebub Crow|Dr. Crow]] and the [[Too Late Network|TLN]]. His insider knowledge, as well as his willingness and extraordinary success in using experimental intelligence enhancing drugs produced by [[Mega Harvard LLC]] that were only ever produced in miniscule quantities due to the risk of their molecular structure becoming public knowledge, made him a prime candidate for recruitment as an informant by the PPF. | |||
== As President Elect == | |||
President Jaguar was first elected in 2040. | |||
== Presidency == | |||
President | |||
== Intelligence == | |||
He developed the first IQ test capable of discerning between IQs of more than 200, and is widely thought to have the highest IQ of any human ever. But not even the President can untangle a [[hyperconspiracy]]. | |||
== Lord Egregore == | |||
Burke proposes that the accension of President Jaguar corresponds with his embodiment of [[Lord Egregore, the Zeitgeist Eternal]]. This is supported by his banning of memes, and his mathematically unprecedented approval ratings. | |||
Other theorists accept that Jaguar is the true persona and avatar or Lord Egregore, but have various theories on if this happened before or after his election. Girard locates his apotheosis to some point during the President Elect period, but prior to his inauguration. Warner Suggests that Lord Egregore is still not fully manifest in Jaguar, due to the existence of hype conspiracies. | |||
There does exist fringe a mythicist school, who believes that Jaguar was entirely fictional prior to his presidency, and incarnated bodily through retrocausality. | |||
Revision as of 22:53, 26 July 2024
President Jaguar, another early contributor to the Too Late Show who later left the show due to creative differences and then ultimately became the show's arch nemesis, quickly rose to power once the Psychedelic Police Force began to recognize the danger presented by Dr. Crow and the TLN. His insider knowledge, as well as his willingness and extraordinary success in using experimental intelligence enhancing drugs produced by Mega Harvard LLC that were only ever produced in miniscule quantities due to the risk of their molecular structure becoming public knowledge, made him a prime candidate for recruitment as an informant by the PPF. The fact that he was already known as President Jaguar before being elected President of the United States in 2040, is a matter of much confusion to those unfamiliar with the intricacies of retrocausality. He developed the first IQ test capable of discerning between IQs of more than 200, and is widely thought to have the highest IQ of any human ever. But not even the President can untangle a hyperconspiracy.
Early Career
An early contributor to the Too Late Show, he later left due to creative differences and then ultimately became the show's arch nemesis
As the Psychedelic Police Force began to recognize the danger presented by Dr. Crow and the TLN. His insider knowledge, as well as his willingness and extraordinary success in using experimental intelligence enhancing drugs produced by Mega Harvard LLC that were only ever produced in miniscule quantities due to the risk of their molecular structure becoming public knowledge, made him a prime candidate for recruitment as an informant by the PPF.
As President Elect
President Jaguar was first elected in 2040.
Presidency
President
Intelligence
He developed the first IQ test capable of discerning between IQs of more than 200, and is widely thought to have the highest IQ of any human ever. But not even the President can untangle a hyperconspiracy.
Lord Egregore
Burke proposes that the accension of President Jaguar corresponds with his embodiment of Lord Egregore, the Zeitgeist Eternal. This is supported by his banning of memes, and his mathematically unprecedented approval ratings.
Other theorists accept that Jaguar is the true persona and avatar or Lord Egregore, but have various theories on if this happened before or after his election. Girard locates his apotheosis to some point during the President Elect period, but prior to his inauguration. Warner Suggests that Lord Egregore is still not fully manifest in Jaguar, due to the existence of hype conspiracies.
There does exist fringe a mythicist school, who believes that Jaguar was entirely fictional prior to his presidency, and incarnated bodily through retrocausality.