Time Piracy

Time Piracy is the process of stealing and/or bootlegging/strapping time, especially simultaneously, normally for the purpose of over-stuffing reality in order to make it more real.

Effects

Time piracy results in a rapid and exponential inflation of time. This creates so called thick time, eventually leading to time crystallization with proper seeding.

It is thought that over 90% of real time is a result of time piracy.

Capacity

It is unknown how much time the past can hold or not hold.

Distinction from lying

Unlike lies, time piracy is true, as, by its very nature, bootlegged time is more true than its source material, since its origin is closer to last year, which is definitely true.

Examples

• Flags
• Alchemy
• The 3rd Floor
• Time Piracy
• The Past
• The Present

Reverse Time Piracy

Theoretically time piracy can also operate on the future, although detractors ^[who?] claim that this is simply causality.