Congress of the Flags

this article is about the event. For the sexual position, see the Kama Sutra

The Congress of the Flags was an event held during Alchemy 2017 and attended by whoever showed up . Records of what was discussed are poorly documented.

Flag Laws

Despite flag laws being a terrible idea , the Congress did provide clarification on two matters of debate:

• One should not enter people's personal tents looking for Flags.
• If two people are engaged in a physical altercation over a flag a third party can intervene and call for mediation .

Sainthood

During the Congress, a representative campaigned heavily for vexillisainthood. After several votes that involved bestowing Sainthood and then removing it, all remaining members of the Congress declared their own divinity. The